Monday, April 30, 2007

Steve's (utterly unrelated) three points

Being grown up is loading the dishwasher instead of washing the fork you need.
Alternately: Being grown up is cleaning your apartment even though you pay someone to clean it.

Windowless lecture halls are great for light shows.
Alternately: Don't cheat if your exam is in the morning -- your proctor is cranky and hopes you fail.

Finals week means a break from everything -- somehow it is more true now than ever.
Alternately: Finals week means nothing on the agenda -- I'm not going to work unless I feel like it.

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